Afterlife Travel Kit

24 10 2008

Here is one for the “weird” file: The afterlife travel kit.
Life is full of questions and many of those questions center on what happens after life is over. What’s on the other side? Will science or politics hasten our finding out? Do they have cheese whiz in Heaven? And once you do shuffle off your mortal coil, what’s there to do anyways? Well, we’ve had a sneak peek (don’t ask) and brought back these Afterlife Travel Kits to help lighten your soul.
First off, each kit includes an official certificate of reservation (to prove you really are on the guest list). You’ll also get an official ID card. A first class ticket is included too (travel up to the Pearly Gates or freefall to the Inferno). To adjust to your new life after death, please make sure to read the mini informational guide. Oh yeah, and because we love ya, you’ll also snag a VIP pass to make sure you can get into all the best parties. The Afterlife Travel Kit – don’t leave life without it.

Afterlife Travel Kit

  • Everything you need to enjoy your trip to Heaven or Hell.
  • Each kit includes:
    • Certificate of Reservation
    • First Class Ticket
    • ID Card
    • Mini Information Guide
    • All Access VIP Pass
  • Each kit is themed for the afterlife destination of your choice (or get one of each – just in case)
  • Dimensions:
    • Certificate: 8.5″ x 5.5″
    • Ticket: 8.5″ x 3.5″
    • ID Card: 3.5″ x 2″
    • VIP Pass 3.25″ x 5.5″
  • Manufacturer’s Money Back Guarantee – if you die and can’t get in, the manufacturer will refund 100% of your purchase price!
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