Technomancer Wizard Hoodie

1 04 2012


Ok, I totally need this. Really. I could finally channel all my vast occult knowledge gleaned from my years of playing Warcraft and rain fine down on people! I really could!

This is an offering from those wacky code monkeys at Think Geek and man is it ever cool!

Wild Mage. Wizard. Sorcerer. Illusionist. Enchanter. Invoker. Necromancer. There are so many words to describe people who wield magical powers. We have one word: badass. Let’s look at your average adventuring party: The fighter swings her greatsword, cleaving through two orcs. Sweet. The rogue pops out of the shadows, backstabbing the hobgoblin. Nice! The ranger fires an arrow through the throat of The Bandit King, right in the middle of his monologue. Love it. The cleric is adept with both a mace and a bandage. Phew! But the wizard sets entire battlefields on fire without so much a singe on his velvet robes.

You have the Will to be a spellcaster in real life, and ThinkGeek is here like a wizened oracle to deliver you the way. Introducing the Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie. Donning this unique garment will transform you into a powerful mage ready to blast off spells at a moment’s notice. The sleeves of the Technomancer contain dual accelerometers which sense the movements of your hands. Move them in one of the pre-programmed spell sequences and the sleeves of the hoodie light from within, the internal speaker booms, and the hood illuminates your face in an eerie glow.

Of course, a seasoned wizard has a variety of spells in their repertoire. The Technomancer Hoodie offers ten different spells including fireball, healing, and lightning bolt (lightning bolt, lightning bolt!). Each spell is accompanied by unique light and sound effects powered by the embedded speaker and over two dozen bright multicolored LEDs. Of course, you’ll have to train daily to learn the right sequence of movements to cast each spell. We hear the College of Winterhold is accepting applications.

Product Specifications

Transform yourself into a powerful mage with this hoodie

Dual accelerometers in the sleeves sense your hand movements

Move your hands in the right sequence to cast a specific spell

Internal speakers will create the spellcasting sound effects

LEDs in the hood and sleeves light up with the appropriate color

Ten different spells including: fireball, healing, and lightning bolt

Illustrated directions included to teach you the movements for each spell

Patent pending technology designed by ThinkGeek

Machine Washable: Electronic components can be removed for washing



Solar Powered Purse

14 12 2009

Fashion and solar panels don’t exactly blend well. A solar panel is of course important to keep your gadgets charged in an eco-friendly way. However, most of the time you’re going to have to sacrifice your fashion sense to have a solar-powered bag. There are a few good brands out there that do make an effort to keep their bags stylish, yet this is the first that features a smaller design that I’ve seen. Most solar bags are larger totes or book bags. Which those are nice for someone that is on the go so much that they have to carry around a lot of stuff. Yet, something smaller like this would probably appeal to a great deal of women.

Not everyone wants a large bulky bag, although that is what I tend to prefer. Sometimes, it’s still nice to keep things minimal. Which means carrying a solar purse that only carries a couple items. This purse was actually designed a full three years ago by Joe Hynek. Don’t worry this isn’t old news just yet though, since the bag will actually be finally making its debut by the end of this year. The purse takes two hours to charge and once it’s charged, it can stay that way for up to a month. As of now the price is projected to be set at $285 there is always the chance that could fluctuate though.

Solar Jacket

8 12 2009

Free energy is always attractive but at what price? In this case the price is wearing a pretty ugly looking solar jacket that charges your electronic devices on the go.

The Solar Jacket, designed by the think-bots at North Carolina State University uses a method called digital textile printing in order to integrate solar cells into clothing by matching the printing pattern to that of solar panels.

You can safely charge your devices using the clothes or bags on which the solar panel is printed on without getting an electric shock. However, could you safely walk down the street without getting ridiculed? Debatable….

Temperature Display Sweater

2 12 2009

If there is one thing people like to talk about it would be the weather. Cold today? Warm enough? Now you can be bang on the money with the temperature when somebody comments on the current conditions withe the Sweater with Temperature Display. From a page I found it is described as “A snug, fleece sweater sports a radiant yet discreet temperature-display on each sleeve (one in Fº and one in Cº).”

Kinda cool…

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

19 10 2009

The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil lest, we are prepared to summon the Demon of Rock and duel to the death for musical supremacy. See to order!

Tactical Pants that you love to wear!

6 11 2008

I got a pair of these tactical pants a while back and I just love them. I’ve gotten several more since then and they are the ones I use for work. Plenty of pockets to keep all my stuff handy and as every techno-geek knows, you must haves your gadgets handy!

They are very comfortable, easy to wash and so far I have had nothing that managed to leave a permanent stain. While I highly recommend them for techno-geeks everywhere, my police and military friends tell me that these pants are great in their professions as well.

So hope over to tactical pant and order your pair today. I promise that you will be very glad you did!

Incredible New Designer Lingerie Available!

19 09 2008

Boudiche has their new selection of Lingerie available. It’s absolutely yummy. For those who have the need, which I do not, unfortunately, they have a great selection of D+ cup items. One of the few places I’ve found that actually works hard to outfit ALL women is beautiful lingerie. Designer Lingerie has always been big but never like it is now. It’s also never been more accessible than now with the availability of internet ordering.

This is a store that sells the good kind of designer lingerie. The stuff that makes a woman look like a goddess AND feel like one too. It’s comfortable and elegant yet sleek and sexy. It’s clear that Boudiche chooses their lingerie carefully. I mean seriously, what would be the point of looking divine if you didn’t feel great as well? They obviously agree. I have yet to order anything from them that didn’t arrive quickly, fit beautifully and look incredible.
I want to mention again that they have a huge selection of designer lingerie in extra large cup sizes. My oldest has a DD cup and she loves this place. She can order until her credit card screams for mercy and everything will fit beautifully. She especially loves the swimwear. Swimwear can be a problem for those with a D or larger cup. Not here. Their designer lines all have that taken care of for the customer.

Boudiche has an outstanding selection and their customer service can’t be beat. Even their shipping is quick. Now I’m going over and take a look at their newest selections. I suggest you come with me!

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